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I can't believe the bullshit that is being advertised on the internet
these days. I was surfing the web, looking for some muse to prick my interest so I could write something new for this site.
Well, this pricked me so hard that I'm bleeding all over the floor!
I highly doubt that some computer addicted, unknown person who doesnt
have the slighest idea who I am and what I stand for can, "...help [me] find--and keep--the love of [my] life."
First of all, how does this person know who is the love of my life? If they can tell who will love who, then why aren't they
with the love of their life, having the time of their life, instead of wasting valuable time preaching how to cast spells
on the internet.
As well, how can they say it is, "Absolutely guaranteed!"?
Do I get a refund on my mate if I find out later that I really shouldn't be with them, or if they cheat on me or something?
No one has the power to control the universe in such a way that every person they help is satisified. And what about if two
people get this kit and they have their eyes set on the same person? This cannot be absolutely
When I fall in love with someone who loves me, do I really want that
annoying voice in the back of my head (one of many, I know, I know) saying, "Would we be together even if I didn't use that
kit?" Of course not. That leads to worrying, and then I will eventually worry about worrying too much, and have a heart attack,
causing myself to die and have less time to live with the person I love.
Now, maybe I am just as crazy as people say I am, but wouldn't this
be considered witch craft the people of the Christian religion? I mean, come on, if children's novels are the work of Satan,
isn't this too?
"Let's advertise for Satan, we need the funds, and then we will
have more sinners to convert!"