Les Miserables
Love Spells
Once Upon A Time
Les Miserables Pictures
Macbeth Meets Les Mis
On My Own
Little Shop of Horrors
The Rocky Horror Picture Show Script
Baldy the Cat
Black Buick
A Playground
World's Worst Valentine
Dead Monkies
Scary Things
1984 Song
Uniqueness Manifesto
Love Spells
Angels Annihilation
Bad Day For a Walk
Camp Fire Conffesion
Do I Have A Purpose?
Enough All Ready!
Freak-Out Station
Great Cookie Scramble
Hot Lips High Above The Swing
I Don't Eat Them!
Just Don't Brush Your Teeth!
Know Thy Nose and Toes
Look, It's a Damn Abomanation!
Marfas Attack

Love Spells and Love Spell Kits

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I can't believe the bullshit that is being advertised on the internet these days. I was surfing the web, looking for some muse to prick my interest so I could write something new for this site. Well, this pricked me so hard that I'm bleeding all over the floor!
I highly doubt that some computer addicted, unknown person who doesnt have the slighest idea who I am and what I stand for can, "...help [me] find--and keep--the love of [my] life." First of all, how does this person know who is the love of my life? If they can tell who will love who, then why aren't they with the love of their life, having the time of their life, instead of wasting valuable time preaching how to cast spells on the internet.
As well, how can they say it is, "Absolutely guaranteed!"? Do I get a refund on my mate if I find out later that I really shouldn't be with them, or if they cheat on me or something? No one has the power to control the universe in such a way that every person they help is satisified. And what about if two people get this kit and they have their eyes set on the same person? This cannot be absolutely guaranteed.
When I fall in love with someone who loves me, do I really want that annoying voice in the back of my head (one of many, I know, I know) saying, "Would we be together even if I didn't use that kit?" Of course not. That leads to worrying, and then I will eventually worry about worrying too much, and have a heart attack, causing myself to die and have less time to live with the person I love.
Oh, and by the by, I found this on a website about the Bible and Christianity. See for yourself at http://www.religioustolerance.org/hom_bibl.htm. The link is very near the bottom of the page.
Now, maybe I am just as crazy as people say I am, but wouldn't this be considered witch craft the people of the Christian religion? I mean, come on, if children's novels are the work of Satan, isn't this too?
"Let's advertise for Satan, we need the funds, and then we will have more sinners to convert!"

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return